You came for a bar pizza, a cold beer and a little peace. Twenty minutes later, you’re arguing about burnt edges and explaining why your Keno numbers are “due.” The South Shore Bar Pizza Eagle Heavyweight Camo Hoodie gives you camouflage everywhere and a giant declaration of pizza loyalty right on the chest.
Hide in the woods. Get spotted at the bar.
Black Camo, Darkwood Tree Camo, Forest Camo and Deadwood Tree Camo give you four ways to blend in, right up until you start coaching the television. If the bartender walks past while you’re waiting to put your Keno ticket in, you can blame the camo. It’s a better excuse than admitting you picked the busiest spot at the bar.
Pepperoni grease has entered the conversation
That busy pattern might give the evidence from your first slice somewhere to hide. We still recommend a napkin. The white eagle-and-script design sits above the front pouch, so even if your shirt underneath has already lost a fight with the cheese, your allegiance is clear.
A heavyweight for the trip from work to your usual stool
The actual specs: 10-ounce cotton-polyester fleece, a relaxed unisex fit and a fleece-lined hood. Ribbed cuffs and waistband, double-stitched seams and a tear-away label round it out. It’s a substantial layer for a chilly takeout run or the friend who insists the game has to be watched in the garage.
There’s a front pouch pocket, too. You could spend the evening debating how many Bud Lights it holds, but then who’s watching your pizza? Let the table handle the cans.
Know your size. Defend your pizza order.
Sizes run XS–2XL. Compare the length, width and sleeves with a hoodie you already like, especially if there’s a work shirt going underneath. Slight variations can show in lighter areas of the camo design. Pick your pattern, claim your usual seat and save the real argument for whether those edges are burnt enough.
